Luann de Lesseps: I Can’t WAIT For You All to See Me Get Arrested!
You don't normally see people this excited about having been arrested.
But most people aren't Countess Luann.
The Real Housewves of New York City star is teasing what viewers can expect to see of her arrest, and more.
In the video that we have included, Luann de Lesseps teases to Entertainment Tonight about everything that fans can look forward to seeing.
"Wait 'til you see the trip in the 'Bezerkshires.'"
The Berkshires estates are located in Massachussetts and Connecticut.
She even gets specific.
"I mean, the end of the trip."
She expects that the drama will be very entertaining.
And then, of course, Luann teases something a little more significant.
"And then it's the holidays, so we all kinda know what happens during the holidays."
In case someone somehow missed her meaning, she adds:
On December 24 of 2017, Luann was arrested for allegedly trying to trespass into the wrong hotel room while being drunk and disorderly.
Oh, and she may have, uh, kicked a police officer. And then, while in the car, slipped her cuffs. Like an action hero. Or an assassin.
While Luann's insane arrest video is already available for public consumption, we are very interested to see how it will be covered on RHONY.
Of course, Luann's brief foray into a life of crime is not the only story that she's teasing.
"There's always drama."
If there weren't, the Real Housewives franchise would not be such an amazing success.
She speaks of her costars and how supportive they have been in the wake of her arrest.
"They've been great, but there's definitely shifts."
As we've noted for a while, friendships and factions are not a constant.
"You're gonna see Bethenny and I get closer, and some of us get ... not as close."
For example, Carole Radziwill and Bethenny Frankel are no longer friends. In fact, they seem to be enemies.
Entertainment Tonight mentions that, about a month ago, Luann opened up about how she is recovering following the huge wakeup call that was her arrest.
"I think that people are looking at me now and going, ‘Wow. She just, like, fell down the staircase and she got back out and she's climbing again.’"
She's making great strides to turn her life around.
"And that's how I feel about my life."
Within days of her arrest, Luann checked into rehab.
"I feel like I'm taking control of my life again, and unfortunately I had to go to that extent to turn my life around."
Sometimes, you have to hit rock bottom before you realize that you're out of control.
"But it's OK and I'm OK with that."
By the way, Luann stepped out with a dapper man on her arm.
The guy looks like some sort of fusion of Liam Neeson and Jonathan Cheban (no shade!), and they seemed to be getting along well.
That said, Luann says that the two of them are "just friends."
Though she did follow up by saying: "Just friend ... for now."
Good for you, Luann.